Thanks for Nuttin', Moises!

Did you see the story were Moises Alou has changed his story about the Steve Bartman incident? Right after it happened, back in the 2003 NLCS, he said that "almost 100 percent" he would have caught that ball.

Now, he's saying, ""You know what the funny thing is? I wouldn't have caught it, anyway.''

That *IS* funny, Moises! It's downright hilarious. I'm laughing so hard I think I lost control of my bladder function and tinkled in my pants!

Speaking of tinkling, don't your hands need a urine bath or something? Go make yourself useful.

Poor Bartman - dude's life is ruined. If anyone's life should be ruined it's Alex Gonzalez, the then-shortstop for the Cubs who kicked a routine double-play ball only seconds after the Bartman foul ball - if Gonzalez makes that play, we never know Bartman's name.

Now the guy has been in hiding for five years, and he's probably changed his name - like Jeff Gillooly did after his marriage to Tonya Harding.

Bartman - try using 'Jeff Stone'; it worked for Gillooly.


---JohnnyU