"He's Mister Green Christmas,
He's Mister Sun.
He's Mister Heat Blister.
He's Mister One Hundred and One."
He's Mister Sun.
He's Mister Heat Blister.
He's Mister One Hundred and One."
"They call me Heat-Miser... whatever I touch.
Starts to melt in my clutch.
I'm... too much!"
Now, one other thing that I thought was curious is: when I went to the ol' Google to look for pictures of Jeff Reed (and also Heat Miser), I found some seriously disturbing photos of the kicker:
A couple of thoughts about this picture: (1) this is a great photo of him rocking the Heat Miser 'do. (2) I am curious as to why he is wearing an arm-band at a bar. (3) I'm even more curious as to why he is NOT wearing any type of shirt. (4) Listen, I was BORN in Pittsburgh (western Pennsylvania - home of Johnny Unitas, Joe Montana, Dan Marino, Jim Kelly); but even I have to ask -- does every 20-something guy in Pittsburgh wear their cap backwards? Do all the women in that city have arms the size of a buff NFL place kicker and wear dresses with spangly things on them like the back of a Sparkletts water truck?
I feel like I need to know these things.
Furthermore, as I drilled into this picture a little more, it brought me to quite a few more, which you can check out in a disturbing entry made on the brilliant sports blog Deadspin.
This seems like a good time to ask why the Steelers employ a guy who (a) styles his hair like that, and (b) takes nearly-naked photos of himself in the mirror with his cellphone.
Before I go back to visit any of my relatives who still reside within the city limits of Pittsburgh, I'd like to have these questions answered.
---JohnnyUnitas
Starts to melt in my clutch.
I'm... too much!"
Now, one other thing that I thought was curious is: when I went to the ol' Google to look for pictures of Jeff Reed (and also Heat Miser), I found some seriously disturbing photos of the kicker:
A couple of thoughts about this picture: (1) this is a great photo of him rocking the Heat Miser 'do. (2) I am curious as to why he is wearing an arm-band at a bar. (3) I'm even more curious as to why he is NOT wearing any type of shirt. (4) Listen, I was BORN in Pittsburgh (western Pennsylvania - home of Johnny Unitas, Joe Montana, Dan Marino, Jim Kelly); but even I have to ask -- does every 20-something guy in Pittsburgh wear their cap backwards? Do all the women in that city have arms the size of a buff NFL place kicker and wear dresses with spangly things on them like the back of a Sparkletts water truck?
I feel like I need to know these things.
Furthermore, as I drilled into this picture a little more, it brought me to quite a few more, which you can check out in a disturbing entry made on the brilliant sports blog Deadspin.
This seems like a good time to ask why the Steelers employ a guy who (a) styles his hair like that, and (b) takes nearly-naked photos of himself in the mirror with his cellphone.
Before I go back to visit any of my relatives who still reside within the city limits of Pittsburgh, I'd like to have these questions answered.
---JohnnyUnitas
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