Thursday, December 20, 2007

The Sergeant Wants to Buck History


Kellen Winslow is telling interviewers that the Browns are going to change their uniforms - despite the fact that Cleveland is one of a small handful of teams that have had the same uniforms for decades. Nothing official from the team itself, so I think it's safe to say this is just The Sergeant whistlin' Dixie out of his backside - kinda like how he was saying a couple of years ago that he was the best tight end in the NFL.

You can read the story by clicking this link right here


Don't get me wrong - it's not like I think the Browns' unis are classic things of beauty that should never be trifled with. Honestly, the logo-less orange'n'brown concoctions are about as creative and dynamic as a Carrot Top comedy routine. I just think it would be a shame if all of a sudden the Brownies busted out with, like, turquoise jerseys with lime-green pants. That would be like Carrot Top being on steroids - it just wouldn't make any sense.



---JohnnyU

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