Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Emmitt Smith as Forrest Gump

Hey, I know Emmitt Smith was probably one of the top ten RBs of all time (don't be fooled into ranking him higher just because he has the career rushing record for the moment), but ever since he retired into the analyst's chair Dude has said more ridiculous things than Dan Quayle and made less sense than a Magic 8 Ball.

This YouBeQBlog entry is dedicated to some of Emmitt's greatest hits:

"Adrian Peterson is redefining the way teams defend the running ability."

"The NFC West is probably one of the weakest conferences in the NFC."

and from the same clip, when describing Frank Gore's rushing yards:
"The reason why he didn't get any more is you didn't have enough first downs."




This was a particularly good one: "A leopard can't change his stripes."


"If you want to stay perfect, you cannot go undefeated with a blemish on your record."

When the Cards were about to play the Seahawks for the second time this season Emmitt said: "They have beaten the Seahawks at least once this year"

Emmitt: "Know what, Boom, the words of a good friend Isaac Holt used to say back with the Cowboys, 'I don't believe fat meat is greasy.' So disregard the seven losses that every home team has had this year. I'm going with the Steelers tonight."

Steve Young: "What in the world? I don't know what that means."


I think Emmitt is my new favorite guy, ever. Let's hope ESPN gives him a lifetime contract.


---JohnnyU

1 comment:

Unknown said...

... "probably one of the ten best RBs of all-time" ...???


He's definitely one the ten best, and probably one of the five best.

YES, consistency and longevity count just as much as talent in the NFL. Don't be hate'n on Emmitt because he was able to stick it out and collect the hardware and earn the title.