Commitment to Scruffiness

Every time I see Raiders Defensive Coordinator Rob Ryan shown on TV during a game, it makes me chuckle.

Did you ever think you would see an NFL coach looking like THAT? And no matter how you answered that first question, answer this: Is there *any* team in the league that you could possibly imagine this guy coaching for BESIDES the Raiders?

I mean, what would his other options be?

Note to self: need to submit my resume today, several good job possibilities for me:

1. Greeter/bouncer at tattoo parlor
2. New Disneyland stage show - extra in a viking scene (bonus for the props I would get: plastic sword and horned helmet)
3. Oakland Raiders coaching staff

What do you expect from a team that has an anima-tronic corpse in a white track suit as its owner? A commitment to excellence, that's what.



---JohnnyUnitas