Saturday, November 24, 2007

Thanksgiving Indigestion

It looks like Eli Manning enjoyed his holiday weekend:


(Actually, this picture is old - it certainly was not taken any time recently - it might even go back to his days at Ole Miss).

But it's an amusing photo, and it gives me a chance to pile on Eli a little bit. How bad has THAT guy been lately? Isn't he supposed to be Peyton's brother and Archie's son? So where's the resemblance? I think Mrs. Manning might have been paying the milkman with something other than cash back in the early-80s, because I don't believe Eli shares the same genes as Archie.

By the way, if your stomach is growling and you are tired of leftover green-bean casserole with those crispy french-fried onions on top, you may want to consider this culinary creation:


I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Someone needs to take Jimmy Dean out behind the shed and "slap the stupid" off his face. This has to be the worst use of a processed pork product since Weight Watchers introduced 'Frankfurter Spectacular' in 1974.

(By the way, thanks to www.candyboots.com for making me aware of Frankfurter Spectacular - there are a bunch of other crazy Weight Watcher cards that the woman who runs the site found. Check it out if you have a strong stomach.)

Chocolate-chip-pancake-wrapped sausages aren't exactly health food, kids. So if you want to grow up to be big and strong, make sure you focus on lean protein and plenty of complex carbs. I'm sure this young lady would agree that's the best plan.



---JohnnyUnitas

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