Football is Easy

Two crazy items that have penetrated the hazy fog of my Halloween-candy-induced stupor (Must. Stop. Fun. Sized. Snickers. Please send help.):

• A high school football team from Kansas scored 72 points. In the first quarter. Is that any good? I'm guessing that wasn't demoralizing at all for the other team. Smith Center High School has outscored their opponents 640-0 this season. Six-four-zero. To nothing. Hey, Smith Center Coach - way to call off the dogs after you get up by TEN touchdowns.

• I'm sure most of you have already seen the video of the wild game-ending play between Trinity-vs.-Millsaps (NCAA Div. III). If you haven't seen it, check it out below, and I defy you to not have the words "And the band is out on the field!!!" running through your head as you wait for a trombone player to get flattened in the end zone.

---JohnnyUnitas